newroutines | OOC: Now make some noise for info in a post.

No newbies, although there's one guy here who never got a proper infopost of his own.

Also, if you read nothing else, please still take a look at Jackson's and Electroclash's bits! For kanima info in the case of the former and guidance counseling in the latter!

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Jackson Whittemore
(everyonestype, Colton Haynes, Hounds of Love)

16, junior, class of 2014.
From Beacon Hills, California, and the MTV show Teen Wolf (but not the same continuity as Derek Hale or Stiles Stilinski).
Rooms in 222 with Jim Kirk.
Green eyes, brown hair, 5' 10½", lean and muscular like the captain of both the lacrosse and the swim team should be. Not that he's either of those things anymore.
Kind of a bag of dicks. It's not you, it's him. You're too insignificant for it to be you. Also, your problems are not his problems and you can't make him care.
No but seriously, he's awful. "Not reporting someone getting continually abused because it's not my problem" kind of awful. It's canon.
He's also a big bag of issues, starting with the fact that he's adopted, which has given him an obsessive need to be the best at everything he does. He doesn't react well to failure, or anyone else being better at something than he is, although he usually deals with it by angrily practising lacrosse passes alone. In the dark. Yes.
Is kind of not all the way sane, yeah. To the point of willfully getting himself bitten by a werewolf even after seeing all the trouble it has bought to Scott. Which brings us to the important change since the last infopost...
IMPORTANT: Because his body reacted... oddly, to the werewolf bite, Jackson now occasionally turns into a man-sized lizard creature called a kanima. Which is being controlled by a dude back in Beacon Hills. Oh, and the dude is using him to murder people. And Jackson doesn't know he's the kanima. (His life, yo.) All this won't affect people on Fandom much save for everyone who can sense Jackson's not really human anymore (and who are totally allowed to notice and comment on it!), but the kanima is fast and strong and has a fast-working paralyzing chemical oozing from his claws. Jackson in his human form, meanwhile, has intermittent bouts of super sensitive hearing as well as werewolf-style superhuman strength, but he's not really in control of it yet. Just like he's not really in control of anything right now.
Idk. Ask if there's something else I forgot to mention or you're just curious about!

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Karolina Dean
(solarhippie, Amber Heard, We Are All Made of Stars)

16, junior, class of 2014.
From Los Angeles and the Runaways portion of Marvel 616 (but not the same continuity as Victor Mancha or Gertrude Yorkes).
Rooms in 414 with Olive Penderghast.
Long blonde hair and blue eyes, 5'9", skinny, wears a lot of colorful clothes like the little LA hippie she is.
Bubbly, sweet, and caring; kind of the first one to offer a shoulder to cry on should you need one.
Attracted pretty exclusively to girls, but still a little conflicted and awkward about it.
... As she is about the fact that she's actually not human but rather an alien from Majesdane; this is still fairly recent knowledge even to her.
Like the fact that her parents were evil. It's okay, they're dead now. (And she goes to therapy on the mainland three times a week as a result.)
Her powers come from exposure to sunlight. She's usually wearing a MedAlert bracelet that keeps her looking human; when she takes it off, her skin and hair start glowing in all the shifting hues of the rainbow. The glow is fainter during the night, and the darker months of winter. It's still pretty spectacular.
Also, she can fly and shoot energy projectiles.
Despite being a lesbian, has slept with both Bruce Wayne and Jim Kirk. Thanks, Fandom. (This amuses me too much.) She's repressing the entirety of SOW, pretty much.
Is the sweetest, but also principled to the point of having been arrested at a peace rally once. Because she's awesome.

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Natalie V. Adams
(whenshewasnice, Brie Larson, Steam Will Rise)

17, senior, Class of 2013.
From Montreal, and the Scott Pilgrim comics, precanon.
Rooms in 227 with Mr. Moxy the cat.
Long blonde hair and brown eyes, 5'7", thin, wears comfortable, occasionally even baggy clothes and no makeup.
TAing for Josh Lyman's Public Speaking class with Lex Luthor this term. Also does translation work for Peter Wiggin from time to time. When they're not having a passive-aggressive fight.
Broke up with her now-ex boyfriend Sam LaCroix eight days before Christmas because she couldn't handle the long-distance thing anymore, much to the delight of one Jace Wayland. No, he's not even trying to date her, because see below.
Likely to make mention of Jace being her brother; if she's feeling nice she'll probably even tell you they're school assigned siblings. If she's incredibly upset, she'll tell you they're rich twins who are better than you. (Okay, I suppose that was just the one time.)
Appears sort of mousey, but she's going to grow up to be The Perfect Woman (no, seriously - at least in the mind of Scott Pilgrim) so she's already pretty if you actually pay attention. She's also sort of dry, doesn't really do small talk and doesn't like to use too many words; she'll smile at you only once she deems you worth that.
Still, is an utter closet romantic who believes in the power of love more than she lets on.
Has superhuman strength and endurance, can comment on meta things (like your narrative, or other roles your PB has played) for comedic effect. Will, however, never gain any important plot information or the like from anyone's narrative, rest assured.
Also gets her very own raincloud when she's sad enough, and her weak spot is the back of her knee which, when touched, incapacitates her by producing orgasmic bliss.
Is learning archery from Clint Barton and... I don't even know, something else from Jonothon Starsmore. Basically has surprisingly many friends for someone who doesn't like socializing.

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Jeremy Darling
(stars_and_money, Seth Gabel, The Lazy Song)

18, senior, Class of 2013.
From NYC and ABC's short-lived primetime soap Dirty Sexy Money, precanon.
Brown-haired, green-eyed, 5'11" and average build.
Twin brother and BFF of Juliet Darling.
Rooms in 522 with Stephanie Brown.
Works Thursdays at Demon Marcus. For a given definition of working, and not just because I seem to forget to post him, half the time.
Member of the richest family in New York, in his own universe; no longer expects anyone in Fandom to recognize him as such.
Friendly, flirty, easygoing, but also a little dim because he's never had to think for himself. Money has solved every problem he's ever had. That or his parents' influence.
Surprisingly geeky about astronomy. Unsurprisingly infatuated with fame, celebrities, parties, all that stuff. The lack of most of those things is one of the things he really doesn't like about Fandom.
Has, however, grown to like being 'just a dude' on the island.
Can zone out for hours at a time with great ease. Also really oblivious. Yes, even to about half of Fandom's shenanigans because he tends to get absorbed into his video games and just plain fails to notice anything going on.
Ran Apathy Club (as started by his former girlfriend George Lass) last fall. May do it again this spring. Also might not. We'll see if he remembers.

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Electroclash
(electrocynic, Claire Keelan, Nice Cup of Tea)

31 and Fandom High's guidance counselor.
From London, and ITV's short-lived superhero sitcom No Heroics, post-canon.
Lives at MCA #5.
In what may well be the most bickering relationship ever with Guy Gardner. They spend most of their time together fighting.
Related to the above, is bitchy and snarky and swears a lot.
Is a superhero and wears a costume while on duty (counseling may or may not fall under this category). This is usually denoted by the narrative referring to her as Electroclash rather than Sarah, her actual name.
Controls machines with her voice by giving them a command like "|machine give cash|".
... Really unethical about the use of said powers, which is how she ended up here in the first place.
Subject to power flare-ups (which shut off/fry all nearby electronics) when agitated or super PMS-y or... something.
Basically less mature than most of the students she's supposed to be helping.
IMPORTANT: Re: counseling: If you want your kid to be called in for guidance counseling, you can either handwave an email from the administration at any time (they have a deal with Sarah about sending out emails to random students because everyone on this random-ass island could probably use counseling) or you can drop me a line at justonepersona [at] gmail [dot] com to set something else up! Or you know, if you have an idea right now you can just comment on this post. I'm easy.

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Mike Lane
(breakfastlover, Channing Tatum, Do It With A Rockstar)

30 and recently of Tampa, Florida, and the movie Magic Mike.
Lives at the still creepy, formerly abandoned mansion on Phoenix Way, with Derek Hale (also, as of Christmas, Stiles Stilinski also has a house key, even though he's currently persona non grata at the mansion due to timeline fuckery).
Works for Kitty Pryde at Caritas, Friday nights, and is also available for various kinds of handiwork around the island.
Used to be a stripper, yes, and while he's not ashamed of it, he also hasn't told anyone on-island yet.
Is one of the nicest guys you could ever hope to meet.
Or in Laurie Keller's case, bang. Repeatedly. I'm sure she'll succeed eventually.
But yes, he's friendly and he's charming because it's just easier to get on with your life if people like you. If you're being stupid he won't hesitate to tell you, though. Derek.
Is currently building Allie Sekemoto a bookcase out of recycled materials because that's what he does. He used to want to start his own custom furniture business, after all. If you need furniture built for you, he's your dude.
Or if you just want to ogle his muscles. That's cool too.
Because Channing Tatum is pretty hot.

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Kate Gregson
(vanillajello, Brie Larson, Change)

19, alumna of FH Class of 2011.
From Overland Park, Kansas, and Showtime's United States of Tara, post-canon.
Currently lives in a pretty small apartment in Kansas City with her boyfriend Nobody Owens.
And it's serious enough with him for her to wear a promise ring he gave her. They're pretty much married without actually being married, at this point. *draws hearts around them, forever*
Works as a flight attendant for SkyKans Airlines and is surprisingly good at it. She does the safety speech like no other.
Snarky, sarcastic, self-involved but pretty cheerful about all of that.
However, mad protective of the people closest to her; can and will stand up to ancient vampires as well as Greek gods.
Used to have a fantasy valkyrie alter ago called Princess Valhalla Hawkwind, about whom you can find out more here. The PVH music video is still online – and so are a few videos of her doing stuff like sitting on cakes. If you want to find/stumble upon the latter, shoot me an email; the music video, however, you can find whenever you want!
Seriously, someone needs to see some PVH stuff and be convinced it's Natalie. Because it would amuse me. SOMEONE MAKE IT SO.

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Corazon
(queencorazon, me, La fac de lettres)

24, Finnish, professional procrastinator, amateur film maker, FH admin since August 2011.
Lives on EET (US EST +7), generally available during the week from around five-ish PM to midnight EET, usually also a little earlier. Also loves SP on account of being on a different continent from the majority of the game.
Email: justonepersona [at] gmail [dot] com.
AIM: justonepersona (but barely ever on – email me if you need me to sign in).
Plays a lot of snarky characters but never means anything by it OOCly; if you're ever uncomfortable with anything, please please talk to me because I can't fix what I'm not aware of.
Also likes all sorts of plottishness and/or crack, so obviously the above "plz contact me!" also goes for all that stuff.
Or you know, just email me random crap. There are quite a few people who do.
Turns 25 in exactly two months. Nooooo.