Voicemail

[newroutines]

Yo, this is Mike, I'm busy, leave your message after the beep.

BEEP.

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Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[nottrivial]

"It's Alec. I just wanted to... thank you for yesterday."

Long pause.

"And to-- delete this message. How do I--?"

Click.

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[newroutines]

[Went here!]

Crazy Phone Day(s)

[abakingmetaphor.livejournal.com]

[[ From here! ]]

"You missed a fantastic opportunity for a nut pun and I'm disappointed in you for not taking it."

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)

[newroutines]

[Went here!]

[allie-vamp.livejournal.com]

From here]

"It's Allie. I think I'd remember using your shower as well. Unless it was one of those weekends. In which case we're never, ever going to talk about it."

[newroutines]

[Went here!]

Crazy Phones

[abitlowkey]

From here.

"I do not believe you know how foolish a statement that was. And if I find you insulting mine brother again, I will make your life an utter misery until all the peoples of this world remember of you is the eternal torment you were in. I will also post your personal information online."

Crazy Phones 2: The Crazying!

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

[From here]

"Wait, so does that mean I can see your kinky lingerie stuff? Cause you know I'd be all for that, right? I can just watch!"

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

[from here!]

"Uh, you sound kind of young to me? And I don't remember asking you out on a date. Which doesn't mean much, the island being like it is... But! If you call me back, we can talk about this, okay? Maybe I can help. I'll be on the island this weekend. Bye!"

[icecoldfrost]

[from here]

Yes, Emma had figured out what was going on, because she never got this many calls; all the people who knew her, texted her. Also? Telepath. When everyone else on the whole island is confused, you tend to notice.

That didn't mean she wasn't calling people back, because that would be silly. Emma was a fairly terrible person, and wanted to see how long this game of telephone would go on.

"If you've never had sex, I don't really care. It's not a prerequisite for us to go out and do something, but don't expect that the 'virgin' card is going to get you some sort of pity-fuck. I don't do charity cases."

[throughaphase]

[From here]

"You'll be glad to know I didn't 'hump your dad' and I don't think this is appropriate. I'm sorry about his plague though."

[glacial_queen]

[from here]

Last night had been a brutal night in the Battle of Teething, so Karla could be forgiven for not being completely awake at the beginning of the message. All she really heard was the offer to bring over bear claws.

"Mother Night, yes," she groaned. "Get me some and I'll have your baby. Or better yet, just give you mine."

[justlurkinghere]

from here

"This was meant for Barton. This had to have been meant for Barton."

And of course he didn't think it was sappy. Because was a sap too.

April Fool Phones 2015

[icecoldfrost]

[From here!]

"Excuse me, but I think my feelings would be hurt if I had any idea why you think sex is ruined forever at the idea of having a threesome with me. I have it on rather good authority that I'm good at playing with others in that sort of situation."

[sharp_as_knives]

"Hello, Mr. Lane; this is Doctor Hannibal Lecter. I realize you generally work in wood, but I was wondering if you might be up for making a habitat? My partner has acquired a frog, and I thought we could make somewhat of a feature out of housing the thing. Please give me a call."

[newroutines]

Due to off-island work things not to mention the player's RL, it took Mike a few days to get back to Hannibal. But at least that meant he'd also had time to Google around about whether this project was something he could actually do or not.

"Hey, this is Mike Lane, calling back about the, uh... the habitat? I've looked into it and sure, I think I could work on something like that." With a fair bit of Googling and study involved, but hey, he liked a challenge. "We can set up a meeting to discuss the specifics, or if you want, you can catch me at caritas during my shift tomorrow night. It's up to you, whatever's fine with me, I'm flexible."